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Monday, January 26th, 2009
8:39 pm - Even one of his new singles
Sup kids. I just want to take a moment to talk to you about PSPs.

I know you're probably psyched that you can take a Playstation with you for long bus rides, lunches alone, and sitting on the can, but there is a hidden cost. What happens to you when you want to listen to the music on its memory card in the L Building? Well sure, you could put in your headphones and not bother anyone, but what if you like 50 Cent even though it's 2009, man, honestly? I have a solution: play the music on the external speakers where people are studying and nod your head like a jackass to "High All The Time."

You can tell this one to your friends.
Q. Why doesn't your mom ever make smoothies in her Magic Bullet?
A. Because she likes it rough
I'll be here all week, folks.

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